Warning: Pedicure-Free Piggies
Trust me, Frankenstein has nicer feet.
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3 min readAug 3, 2022
I have no business wearing open-toed shoes. Right this second, two of my toenails on my left foot have fallen off, and a third is threatening hoofer Hara-kiri as well. Both the nails on my big toes are long enough to pick my teeth with, and the remaining five are stained with what’s left of the Red Y for Anything red I selected at my last…