InMuddyUmbySusan McCorkindaleWoman Inadvertently Makes a Porno and Catches Ryan Reynolds’ EyeHe wants my boobs in a Mint Mobile commercial!Mar 12, 20223Mar 12, 20223
InQuickTalkbySusan McCorkindaleThings I’d Like to Say When Someone SaysI hope I look as good as you when I’m your ageJan 21, 20224Jan 21, 20224
InMuddyUmbySusan McCorkindaleThis Just in from Your Local Higgly PigglyNo napping on the shelves and other rules to survive the supply shortageJan 26, 20222Jan 26, 20222
InMuddyUmbySusan McCorkindaleAnd Now a Note from Your 7-Year-OldYou’ve gotta admit he’s got a way with wordsJan 27, 20225Jan 27, 20225
InMuddyUmbySusan McCorkindaleI’m Not Giving You $94K Until You Upgrade Your Carrier PigeonYour ineptitude and bad branding aren’t my responsibilityFeb 1, 20226Feb 1, 20226
InQuickTalkbySusan McCorkindaleThings I’d Like to Say to the Kids Eating Cheerios off the Church PewDo your parents know there’s a pandemic?Feb 3, 20224Feb 3, 20224
InMuddyUmbySusan McCorkindaleTrust Me, I’m An Instagram InfluencerEvery Day, I Save Millions from Leading Insignificant Lives. Like YoursFeb 9, 20222Feb 9, 20222
InMuddyUmbySusan McCorkindaleYou Too Can Procrastinate Like a ProAnd I promise to teach you how — tomorrowFeb 13, 20223Feb 13, 20223
InQuickTalkbySusan McCorkindaleThings I Thought About During Today’s Zoom MeetingThank you so much, Covid, for creating the Zoom meeting. I’m sure the people at Zoom are thrilled, but those of us trapped in what’s…Feb 24, 20226Feb 24, 20226
InMuddyUmbySusan McCorkindaleWelcome to 60. It’s the New 70!Fixed income, memory loss, what’s not to love?Feb 25, 202213Feb 25, 202213
InQuickTalkbySusan McCorkindaleThings I’d Like to Say to People with Fake TansDid you know there are living, breathing, beaten up handbags walking among us? There are!Feb 26, 20221Feb 26, 20221
InQuickTalkbySusan McCorkindaleIt’s March and That Mean’s It’s Time for the Wearing O’ the Green, the Organic Green!I have a confession to make. I am not a “green” gardener.Mar 2, 2022Mar 2, 2022
InMuddyUmbySusan McCorkindaleWoman Takes Amazon to Task for Annoying EmailsBezos, you know me too wellMar 7, 20223Mar 7, 20223
InDoctor FunnybySusan McCorkindaleWoman Returns Clothing to Store it Wasn’t Purchased FromBut it looks just like the rest of their stuff!Mar 8, 20224Mar 8, 20224
Susan McCorkindaleTHE SECRET’S OUTIt’s no secret how I feel about Victoria’s SecretAug 6, 2020Aug 6, 2020
Susan McCorkindaleOn TargetI have a confession to make. Even though it’s nice and quiet and because it’s such I should stay here, at my desk, writing, I really want…May 2, 20211May 2, 20211
Susan McCorkindaleMy kids are trying to kill meIn the past week, I’ve had hives, a monstrous headache, and some seriously awful dreams. Maybe you read about my dead husband’s visit (and…Jul 29, 20211Jul 29, 20211
InThe MemoiristbySusan McCorkindaleDecluttering and Downsizing Doesn’t Have to Be painfulParticularly if you do it my wayAug 3, 2021Aug 3, 2021
Susan McCorkindaleMy Way Is the HighwayIn my continuing effort to clock 10,000 steps in a single day, I’ve decided to increase the distance I walk every morning rather than…Oct 30, 2021Oct 30, 2021
Susan McCorkindaleThe Other 4,000Are you one of those people who tracks how many steps you take in a day, aiming for 10,000? I am, but I wasn’t always. I read something…Oct 26, 2021Oct 26, 2021
