Backyard Poultry vs Playboy
I used to hate it when my boyfriend read Playboy. But these days I kind of miss that trashy tome, particularly since we recently got chickens and now his new favorite publication is Backyard Poultry.

Just like Playboy there’s a hot chick on the cover and a multi-page feature about this month’s feathered fantasy girl inside. My sweetheart reads it and starts insisting our hens are hotter. Before I know it, I’m…